Did You Check The Lost & Found?

Now this is good. This is a list of some of the things in the London Transport's lost and found box—if the things can fit in a box. 

False Teeth

False Eyes

Replacement Limbs

Two and a half hundred weight of sultanas/currants

Lawn mower

Chinese Typewriter

Breast Implants

Four-footed teddy bear

Theatrical Coffin 

Wheelchairs

Crutches

Stuffed Eagle 

14-foot boat

Divan bed

Outboard motor

Water skis 

Park bench

Grandfather clock

Bishop's crook

Garden slide

Inflatable doll

Jar of bull's sperm

Urn with ashes

Three dead bats in container

Gas mask

Tibetan doll

Stuffed puffa fish

Vasectomy kit

Harpoon gun

Two human skulls in a bag