Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Did You Check The Lost & Found?

Now this is good. This is a list of some of the things in the London Transport's lost and found box—if the things can fit in a box. 

False Teeth
False Eyes
Replacement Limbs
Two and a half hundred weight of sultanas/currants
Lawn mower
Chinese Typewriter
Breast Implants
Four-footed teddy bear
Theatrical Coffin 
Wheelchairs
Crutches
Stuffed Eagle 
14-foot boat
Divan bed
Outboard motor
Water skis 
Park bench
Grandfather clock
Bishop's crook
Garden slide
Inflatable doll
Jar of bull's sperm
Urn with ashes
Three dead bats in container
Gas mask
Tibetan doll
Stuffed puffa fish
Vasectomy kit
Harpoon gun
Two human skulls in a bag

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